Finish the sentence below and win a box of new romance novels. Yes, I will mail you (in the U.S.) a box of romance novels by various authors!
Here it is:
“If you don’t pull your pants…………..”
I’m waiting to draw your name out of the hat so you can get started reading!
If you don’t pull your pants up I’m going to plaster that crack.
LOL Sorry, we have men here working on our walls. Why can’t they wear shirts long enough to cover their butts?
You could be a winner, CJ!
“If you don’t pull your pants out of that bonfire, there’ll be more than marshmallows roasting here tonight, and me without any mustard!”
Gulp. I’ve never had mustard on my marshmallows, but you could be a winner, Julie. Check back this weekend.
Haha, the mustard isn’t for the marshmallows, it’s for what else will be roasting – ie his “weenie” 🙂
Oh, my…. Thanks for the clarification, Julie. I will never look at mustard, marshmallows, or weenies the same again. Gulp. 🙂 Good luck!
If you don’t pull your pants up I may mistake your crack for your smile…
You make us blush, Rhonda, but you could be a winner! Check back this weekend.
If you don’t pull your pants up, then I will have to take my pants off and see what comes up between us.
I know, stupid but its what I could think up at a moment’s notice…….
Could be a winner! Check back this weekend.
If you don’t pull your pants up, I’ll paddle your bare behind.
You could be a winner, too! Check back this weekend.
If you don’t pull your pants off – I will. *Sorry – I’m in the middle of a love scene in my current WIP. Ripping pants off isn’t usually the first thing that comes to my mind. Well…depending upon who’s wearing them. *ahem* 😉
You will what, dear Maeve? Love scene writing has a habit of carrying over into everything we do. So? I’m not complaining. *ahem* Good luck!
If you don’t pull your pants up, you may trip over your–cuffs.
This is very possible, Jannine. Good luck!
If you don’t pull your pants…shit!those are my pants!Switch! Hurry! They’re pulling into the drive now!
Tim, you have my vote for ‘funnest’ entry so far. Good luck!
Am I allowed two entries?
If not, I prefer the first.
If so, here is another…
If you don’t pull your pants..up…I can’t think of a good reason for you to pull your pants up. Turn off the light.
As often as you like, Tim.
If you don’t pull your pants up, right now, I’m going to take mine off again, and we’ll end up on that bed, wrapped in the sheets, touching each other, making love so hot we’ll forget about the outside world, and that’s where the Black Guard will find us, and shoot us dead.
Love it! Good luck!
If you don’t pull your pants down I may have to rip them off you and then what are you going to wear later . *smile * I too am in the middle of a steamy scene
Oh wait a better one came to me .
If you don’t pull your pants off my wifes floor They will find you naked and dead after I shot you
LOL, Jennifer! Good luck!
How about this one:
If you don’t pull your pants up I’m gonna spank your ass till it matches the sunset!
A gross one 🙂
If you don’t pull your pants up there’s going to be an awfull mess.
Another one 🙂
If you don’t pull your pants up soon(click,click) the world is going to see an awesome sight.
Another one :
Confucis says: If you don’t pull your pants down you will never know fulfillment.
Another one :
If you don’t pull your pants up and hope I fit the other pair of pants on MY bedroom floor, everyone is going to wonder why I shot you in the ass with buckshot.
Well, Mina. What a fertile mind you have today. Check back over the weekend to see who wins! Good luck.